Marriage Proposal

SETUP: Most of you know that Heather and I have been dating for about three years. I knew that I wanted to ask her to marry me, but I also knew that if I suggested a weekend trip or anything out of the ordinary that she'd get suspicious. So I started trying to think up a way to surprise her. Heather is an actress and I'm a comedian. We both audition for commercials, and periodically we audition as a couple, when the advertiser wants real couples (to kiss, etc). So

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